– Vanilla Ice,  AKA Rob Van Winkle, the one hit non-wonder rapper from the 80′s is now “selling” advice on real estate investing with his new corny DIY cable  TV show The Vanilla Ice Project,  and lame website to go with it called So, now we have Vanilla Ice pitching property investing to unsuspecting investor idiots by flashing Benjamins, mansions and Bentleys. Are you kidding me? Please tell me it ain’t so? Hasn’t this DIY wanna get rich quick crap been done before during the years leading up to the U.S. housing crisis?Let me fill you all in on the truth, yes, it has been all done before and now Mr. Ice is just the new cable pitch man of the day and corporate sell out. The poster child for over consumption and worthless fame that Americans seem to not get enough of.

Every day my job seems to take a new twist and turn in order to protect the public from these snake oil selling humans who morph into new careers and so-called experts by the minute. Now, I have to protect potential home buyers and real estate investors from a washed up rapper with tattoos everywhere and I will tell you what, this will be one of the easiest fights of my career.

So much so, that I am starting a real estate website myself to counter punch these greedy buffoons with my illuminated mind and blogging wit. As my Anglo-Saxon ancestors did in the medieval days, I am going to war with these barbarians to bring peace to the financial world and safety to the Serfs who seem to love the snake oil these clowns peddle.

People like Rob Van Winkle are scum to me. They are the lowest form of human species in our current unthinking herd. Yet,  our clueless society seems to still love these people who use images of riches and excess to sell them on whatever new scheme that they are selling. The same marketing crap that was used leading up to this world wide economic bust that we are still in.

God help me if I am going to sit through another 10-20 years of this BS and these charlatans! Not on my watch….

Someone has to make a stand against these humans who are ruining the lives of millions of people and just like I have done for 4 years against the banks, I will now do so against the Realturds and property snake oil peddlers.

I guess Vanilla Ice’s does not know that I rock a blog like a Saxon, light up the internet and wax his chump ass like a candle?

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